Have you ever wondered wether paper would come to life and kill humankind? I have, and frankly, compared to all the other fantasy ideas i've seen, it dont sound very ludicrous....

Relira and Seth were sitting down at a coffee table in koffee bean, and were talking inbetween sips of delicious, smoking-hot coffee. They were discussing something, pointing to pieces of paper strewn all over the table, "Hey, so why did you ask me here today? I mean, this could've been said at home you know...." Seth commented.
Relira blushed slightly as she thought (It was supposed to be a date... It was in the message...)She sighed, if he was this dense, why was she chasing after him? Suddenly, there was a freak gust of wind and the paper flew in all directions, one of them cutting Relira's cheek "Ow!" She exclaimed. "Ah, are you okay, here take this..." Seth said importantly as he took out a piece of cloth, handing it to her, and Relira took it, thanked him, and cleaned the blood off her cheek, wincing as the cloth touched her raw cut. Suddenly, the ground shook, and a loud stomp could be heard. Seth and Relira looked at each other worridely, and dashed out,(Seth taking his cup of coffee, while Relira left it there.) When they reached outside, they saw a gigantic golem made of paper, it stood towering over them, over twenty feet tall, it's limbs were flooded with paper, and the only place which was not overflowing with pieces of chopped tree was the place where it's eyes were supposed to be, which instead, had two red glowing orbs, for eyes.
Relira's jaw dropped as she stood in the monster's shadow, she looked to Seth for guidance, which said in reply to her glance, "Hmm... It looks evil, but that may not be the case, let's see, before we engage it." Relira gulped, and nodded uneasily.
But the answer was revealed faster than thought, it grabbed a car on the ground and crushed it with it's boulder-like fist, he then turned to look at Relira and Seth, it's "eyes" glinting malevolently. The next thing they knew, the golem's fist had created a gigantic hole in the ground, but Relira and Seth managed to leapt out of it's way in time. Relira muttered something under her breath and a blue, zig-zagged shaped spear appeared in her hand, it was shining brightly, and was patterned with a black dragon, which crawled around the whole Spear, The spear's tip was a sharp triangle, and was gleaming brighter than the rest of the spear. "Seron!" She exclaimed as the spear finished materialising. Meanwhile, Seth, on the other side of the Fist, had conjured a hammer, which shone bright gold in the morning sun. It's top was tipped with holy water, and was spiked, the pole leading up to the top of the hammer was made of bright light, which seemed to materialise so that the user could wield the hammer. "Palladriuam!" He shouted as the hammer appeared, he then landed on the top of a car, then jumped towards the golem's head, Relira mimicking his movements. But, before they even reached the head, two powerful beams of paper erupted from the golem and pushed the two of them away, as they were being pushed away, there was a bright flash of blue light from the end of the beam pushing Relira away and the paper scattered in all directions, Relira than changed direction in mid-air to face the golem and ran along the air, pushing the beam of paper back with her Seron. Seth, however, just jumped out of the beam's way just before it him him, and whacked it with his hammer, the beam of paper was blown to pieces, and he boosted himself in the air, towards its chest now. Before the golem could react, Palladriuam had found its way to the golem's chest, and pushed the golem 5 meters back, its feet creating dents in the ground as it clung to it in an attempt to keep balance. The beam of Paper pushing Relira back was now frozen, and had shattered to pieces as it fell to the ground, then, Relira did an uppercut with her Spear at least a meter away from the golem, and a enormous icicle erupted from the ground, piercing a gigantic, gaping hole in the golem's body. It seemed unfazed by the hit, but Relira was still smirking, "It isn't over yet..." She said to the golem triumphantly, and, true enough, it wasn't over yet, as ice crept along the golem from the icicle, freezing the paper.
When the Golem was encased in ice except for it's head, Relira and Seth hovered slighlty above the Golem's head and started to ask, "Who sent you?" The golem merely chuckled.
"ANSWER ME!You have no right to laugh! You have been defeate-"

"Okay, Okay, stop nagging blue-haired little lady. i wasn't sent by anyone. I just wanted to start an uprising against the humans who chopped me down!"

"A tree... Spirit resides inside you?" Relira inquired curiously.

"Yes... It is my heart. And it is starting to stop... your ice has..." And with that said, his eyes blacked out, and his head went limp, after that, all the paper, which seemed to have suddenly have their attractive forces inbetween them severed, all fell to the ground, leaving only a gigantic block of ice standing there. Seth looked at Relira, wiping his chin thoughtfully, and then commented sagely, "There's been a lot of uprisings by the spirit eh? Last time were lima beans... now... Tree spirits?"

"Let's consider ourselves lucky that there weren't more than one..." As she finished off the sentence, two paper golems appeared from both sides of the road, and cornered Seth and Relira in the middle. Seth looked at Relira angrily, " Lucky, Eh? Che. You take that one" He commanded. Relira nodded, and flew towards her opponent while Seth flew the opposite way.

Now, the author's section, I JUST WATCHED THE STUPIDEST MOVIE i've EVER watched! Cliffbit Taylor, oh my gosh.. it was soooo stupid.. damn....

Peace- Paper will one day rule the world... or will it?