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Sunday, May 25, 2008

As you can see, i have added another element to my blog. It's the newsreel in case you haven't noticed, and is getting distracted by the butterfly flying by. (Btw, if you got any news tags to add into that newsreel I.e. furniture, books, authors, etc etc. Just tell me in my cbox and i'll put it up! Anyway, i just saw something this morning and it was kinda cool, here's the story.

The adventures of... FROG MAN!
Hop~Hop~Hoppidie hop.
I'm a frog man, like superman, i can hop!
i was at a man's house today, hopping, his pond, ah, t'was was nice a bath
But forethou, i wasth distracted and went to a shiny human car?
and hopped around, then a shoe cabinet on the wall foreshadowed my head, as i like the sun,
i tried to pounce onto it and destroy it with my amazing sliminess, but due to the latter,
fell down while on the wall. Feeling defeated, and feeling watched by the human tieing shoelaces,
I hopped away to my new lilipad in his pond, awaiting any evil.
Unfortunately, the coi in the pond tried to eat me up, but i called my bird friends to save me,
and they did, but in the process, acidentally swallowed me.
luckily, i am frog man, so i just ripped the bird in half with my amazing frog strength,
then dropped down into the human's garden, and fell asleep.
Okay, the story was true until he went back to his lilipad, i really saw a frog trying to climb the wall. Spider- FRog! *DUm* *DUM **DUM**DUMMMMMM*
Well, whatever. Frogs can't climb walls, go figure. I wonder if someone could kick his own butt? As in, go back in time, break his/her own arm, then in the real time, he would have a deformed armpit? I wonder.
Peace- Chuck norris can slam a Revolving door.

5:57 PM
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"Gawd. Twinkle, as the weakest here, of course you would have problems. But the rest of us can take it in let's say... less than a minute? Just watch." Seth said, as he beckoned for them to scatter.

They did (except Twinkle), and were hovering around Arias, and then all shouted "Unseal" and There was a bright flash of light, and all that was left was Bob in his 'possesed' state.

"So he really DID merge.... Che. This might be a problem since he was one of us... ." Seth sighed, his voice belied the fact that he was smirking. He gesticulated for the rest to back off, and squared off with Bob. Bob's eyes were red, full of anger, he was now Arias.



Bob created a axe in his hand, while Seth conjured his hammer Palladriuam, and they charged at each other, weapons in hand. At the back, as the weapons clanged and flashes of light erupted with each swing and parry, Twinkle was watching in awe from the back.
"So this is how powerful you all are..."

"We're even better! Seth's hardly using half of his powers." Stated Relira.

An in one minute, Bob was on the ground, gasping for air. Seth raised his hammer in the air, and 'smashed' his head into the ground

"WHAT?" Twinkle exclaimed, then all of a sudden, the vines crept away from Bob's body, and left him lying there, panting.

~later~

"Damnit, Seth you could've went easy on me right!" Bob shouted, as he lay in a bed, full of bandages covering his body. Everyone was there, laughing, and smiling. This was the daily life of theirs....

Okay hi you all it's me. I have had 'complaints' that my posts are waaaay too long. which is kind of true when i looked at it too. So i've decided to make it shorter, so yeah. look forward to it!

5:19 PM
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Monday, May 19, 2008

So it was to be split into three. Kyo,Claire,Twinkle and Katherine are blocked in a pitch black cavern, Relira and Seth fending off wave after wave of paper golems, and Bob, who is being dragged deeper into the abyss....

"ARRRGGGHHH!!!" Bob groaned in pain as he was dragged along the ground by the giant vine of an unknown plant. (It's been like this for half an hour, when is it going to stop?) Thought Bob, but just when he thought the last word, the vine came to a sudden halt, and flung Bob onto the ground. He decided to keep lying on the ground and looked at what was before him. And there it was, the most mystical creature he had ever seen. It was a thousand of thousand roots entangled in each other, and the vines seemed to go into a bottomless pit where return was definitly not allowed. In the "middle" of the roots that Bob saw, was a gigantic floating orb. It was silver, and transparent, it was like it was not there. The platform Bob was on was like a cresent moon jutting out of the ground. There were spiked vines like the one that carried Bob here, all over the place, jutting out of the ground unevenly. Bob was unsure of what to do, and decided to play dead. Then, there was a loud, regal voice, like it came from heaven, it said," Bob. We know you are not dead, arise." And as if invisible hands were pulling him up, he stood up, and stared at the silver ball hovering in the air.

"You know who i am... no?"

"The famed tree spirit, Arias, was it?"

"Good, Good, one of the seven would not be so... ill-informed."

"Che. I have nothing to do with the spirits, why is it you have called me?"

"I have called you... Boboccaslas of the axe-men, for you to aid me."

"In what? Hurry, my patience in this matter is running dry."

"Hah! You are in NO POSITION TO TALK LIKE THAT TO ME. MORTAL."
And then, many small vines grabbed his hands and legs and forced him to the ground.

"Now do you see my... power?"

"Just... tell -me what... you want." Groaned Bob, Struggling with the vines.

"Fine, i have called you here today for you to help me bring my dream to become a reality!"

"And this dream is?"

"A dream of the world, all together in peace, all plants and animals living in harmon-"

"And the humans?"

"Wiped off the face of the Ear-"

"I'll never do that!"

"I knew you would say that, but let me tell you the good thing. The man will be eradicated along with the rest of the mortals. Tell me Bob, why do you despise the man so much? Isn't it because he and his minions have killed all of your clansmen? Am i wrong?"

Bob winced as he thought of the past. Then he stared at the silver ball, and thought deeply what he should do. He grimaced in heavy thought, and the weight of the decision he was about to make was bringing him down.

"I have been," Arias continued, "Watching you the past years, the last man standing of the axe men, protectors of the trees. And i see that your personality changes oh so much when you are with the other... seven."

"I just want to.. fit in. With them, besides, my oh too serious normal self is waaay not my style, and come to think of it, my decision is NO. For my friends wouldn't like it very muc-"

"GWAHHAAHAHAHA!!!! YOU MORTALS REALLY ARE PREDICTABLE. I HAD THOUGHT YOU WOULD SAY THAT, AND NO MATTER. FOR YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY."

"FAT CHANCE!" As Bob said this, he broke free of the vines in a flash of light, and was holding a gigantic double-handed axe, it was green, and had the pattern of a tree on each side.

"HAHAHA! YOU NEVER CEASE TO AMUSE ME, FINE. YOU THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME?
THE GREAT ARIAS? THE ONE YOU ARE SWORN TO PROTECT? NO CHANCE!"

~~~~~Later~~~~~
Kyo,Relira,Seth,Katherine,Twinkle and Claire were running down a steep slope to what seemed like the center of the Earth, as they seemed to reach an end, there was an eerie green light emnating from the omnious magical presence which lay ahead. As they drew closer, the air grew heavier, and what they saw, was completely what they did not have in mind. They saw Arias, but the contents of the silver ball, was Bob, but, he had been consumed by the tree, his exterior was green and he was a... Tree Human.
"No... Bob..." Relira and Claire muttered in dismay. "Bo-Bobassca!" Gasped the rest.
"ARIAS!" Bellowed Kyo, "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!"And then the silver ball turned towards them and Bob opened his mouth, "Hmm... i have devoured him, for he refused me. And now, YOU ALL SHALL WITNESS THE ADVENT OF A NEW AGE!"
The ground around them started to rise into the sky, and the air was pressurising them to fall on the floor. "Su-Such intense Magical En-Energy..." Stammered Relira as she was pressed to the ground by an invisible force. The six of them were groaning in pain as they were forced to lie on the ground in defeat by just Arias's magical aura, which had fused with Bob's....
"How-How are we going to defeat such a monster?"
~~~~~To be continued~~~~~

8:43 PM
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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Claire,Kyo,Bob,Twinkle and Katherine were sitting down in a room, reading, drawing, polishing weapons, and stoning. (Which Claire Was doing.) She was stoning, and said something which din't seem to come out of her mouth, she said it in a very dazed voice, "A man once said something ironic. He said that a man in an inverse plane had a routine every day, and that everyday that man would go to his mailbox, and find that there was no mail inside, and wished that the non-existent mail would go away." The rest of them looked at her in concern and were quite stunned at the quite deep thing she just said. Twinkle prodded her and asked, " Cl-Claire... Are-Are-Are you o-okay?" She then snapped out of her dazed state and gazed at twinkle, confused.

"Di-Did i just say somethin-something i wasn't sup-supp-supposed t-to?" She stammered. The rest nodded in agreement. "I see... this is interesting... It seems to me this magical theory actually worked."

"But,"Katherine said," What is really ironic is the fact that Claire can be so like dense but still be a mage. Woah."

Claire looked at Kat, offended, "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing...."

Claire then pouted in her corner, knowing that she had missed out something. Bob was reading a book on freedom fighting, and found something interesting, for he pointed to the book and said, "Freedom fighters should have psychadelic, kick-ass names. Like ShizzlemaFizzle, or KizzledisShimazzle."

"What kind of... of... Properstrous names are those???" Twinkle Asked.

"Actually, their kinda cool." Kyo said, "If your in the period where those names were actually said without the person being embarrassed! Haha!"

"Hey, don't funk with ma groove, this is the way i roll."

"I still can't figure out what he's trying to say half the time... sigh..."

"Well ya don't have ta-" When all of a sudden, a tree vine filled with spike grabbed Bob by his torso, and brought him outside, the other four, completely startled, ran out the window to see where he had gone, the vine was now going to deeper in the ground until it was covered by an absence of light, since it was night.

"AH! We have to save him!" Claire stated. "Thanks, Ms. iliketopointouttheobviousalot."Katherine insulted.

Unfazed, Claire jumped down, followed by the rest. When they reached the bottom of the hole, ahead of them was a dirt path, which had a dead end, in a jelly-like opaque wall. Kyo prodded the wall, and asked Twinkle, "Oy, Twinky, was substance is this?"

Although angry, Twinkle replied in his usual calm voice, "It's jellyton nitrate."

"Jelly-whatchamawhat?"

"Jellytone nitrate, it's a squishy substance which can't be destroyed, unless a mage conjures up a fire so hot that it would reach a thousand degrees celsius, which i can't do yet... To create a wall of this size... I'd say that whoever we're going up against is either very rich to buy all this, or really powerful to create it."

"So, How are we going to get bob back?" Claire asked in a very panicky voice.

"We-We- can't.... or, we need to find another way around, he still has his tracker on him anyway, we'll dig another hole from above." Twinkle suggested.

Katherine, who's ears were twitching cautiously, turned around, and said, "Erm... i dont think we can..."

"huh?" The other tree said together. Then, from where they came, a landslide occured, blocking out their path. It was pitch black and no one could see anything.

"Okay... now this is a bad situation." Twinkle stated.

"No shit sherlock." Kat and Kyo said together sarcastically.

And this is all for now, i'll continue to update this story, and my own, every now and then, as i continue this blog, for now, bye bye!~

Peace- The hardest choices are usually the most important ones.

9:22 PM
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Have you ever wondered wether paper would come to life and kill humankind? I have, and frankly, compared to all the other fantasy ideas i've seen, it dont sound very ludicrous....

Relira and Seth were sitting down at a coffee table in koffee bean, and were talking inbetween sips of delicious, smoking-hot coffee. They were discussing something, pointing to pieces of paper strewn all over the table, "Hey, so why did you ask me here today? I mean, this could've been said at home you know...." Seth commented.
Relira blushed slightly as she thought (It was supposed to be a date... It was in the message...)She sighed, if he was this dense, why was she chasing after him? Suddenly, there was a freak gust of wind and the paper flew in all directions, one of them cutting Relira's cheek "Ow!" She exclaimed. "Ah, are you okay, here take this..." Seth said importantly as he took out a piece of cloth, handing it to her, and Relira took it, thanked him, and cleaned the blood off her cheek, wincing as the cloth touched her raw cut. Suddenly, the ground shook, and a loud stomp could be heard. Seth and Relira looked at each other worridely, and dashed out,(Seth taking his cup of coffee, while Relira left it there.) When they reached outside, they saw a gigantic golem made of paper, it stood towering over them, over twenty feet tall, it's limbs were flooded with paper, and the only place which was not overflowing with pieces of chopped tree was the place where it's eyes were supposed to be, which instead, had two red glowing orbs, for eyes.
Relira's jaw dropped as she stood in the monster's shadow, she looked to Seth for guidance, which said in reply to her glance, "Hmm... It looks evil, but that may not be the case, let's see, before we engage it." Relira gulped, and nodded uneasily.
But the answer was revealed faster than thought, it grabbed a car on the ground and crushed it with it's boulder-like fist, he then turned to look at Relira and Seth, it's "eyes" glinting malevolently. The next thing they knew, the golem's fist had created a gigantic hole in the ground, but Relira and Seth managed to leapt out of it's way in time. Relira muttered something under her breath and a blue, zig-zagged shaped spear appeared in her hand, it was shining brightly, and was patterned with a black dragon, which crawled around the whole Spear, The spear's tip was a sharp triangle, and was gleaming brighter than the rest of the spear. "Seron!" She exclaimed as the spear finished materialising. Meanwhile, Seth, on the other side of the Fist, had conjured a hammer, which shone bright gold in the morning sun. It's top was tipped with holy water, and was spiked, the pole leading up to the top of the hammer was made of bright light, which seemed to materialise so that the user could wield the hammer. "Palladriuam!" He shouted as the hammer appeared, he then landed on the top of a car, then jumped towards the golem's head, Relira mimicking his movements. But, before they even reached the head, two powerful beams of paper erupted from the golem and pushed the two of them away, as they were being pushed away, there was a bright flash of blue light from the end of the beam pushing Relira away and the paper scattered in all directions, Relira than changed direction in mid-air to face the golem and ran along the air, pushing the beam of paper back with her Seron. Seth, however, just jumped out of the beam's way just before it him him, and whacked it with his hammer, the beam of paper was blown to pieces, and he boosted himself in the air, towards its chest now. Before the golem could react, Palladriuam had found its way to the golem's chest, and pushed the golem 5 meters back, its feet creating dents in the ground as it clung to it in an attempt to keep balance. The beam of Paper pushing Relira back was now frozen, and had shattered to pieces as it fell to the ground, then, Relira did an uppercut with her Spear at least a meter away from the golem, and a enormous icicle erupted from the ground, piercing a gigantic, gaping hole in the golem's body. It seemed unfazed by the hit, but Relira was still smirking, "It isn't over yet..." She said to the golem triumphantly, and, true enough, it wasn't over yet, as ice crept along the golem from the icicle, freezing the paper.
When the Golem was encased in ice except for it's head, Relira and Seth hovered slighlty above the Golem's head and started to ask, "Who sent you?" The golem merely chuckled.
"ANSWER ME!You have no right to laugh! You have been defeate-"

"Okay, Okay, stop nagging blue-haired little lady. i wasn't sent by anyone. I just wanted to start an uprising against the humans who chopped me down!"

"A tree... Spirit resides inside you?" Relira inquired curiously.

"Yes... It is my heart. And it is starting to stop... your ice has..." And with that said, his eyes blacked out, and his head went limp, after that, all the paper, which seemed to have suddenly have their attractive forces inbetween them severed, all fell to the ground, leaving only a gigantic block of ice standing there. Seth looked at Relira, wiping his chin thoughtfully, and then commented sagely, "There's been a lot of uprisings by the spirit eh? Last time were lima beans... now... Tree spirits?"

"Let's consider ourselves lucky that there weren't more than one..." As she finished off the sentence, two paper golems appeared from both sides of the road, and cornered Seth and Relira in the middle. Seth looked at Relira angrily, " Lucky, Eh? Che. You take that one" He commanded. Relira nodded, and flew towards her opponent while Seth flew the opposite way.

Now, the author's section, I JUST WATCHED THE STUPIDEST MOVIE i've EVER watched! Cliffbit Taylor, oh my gosh.. it was soooo stupid.. damn....

Peace- Paper will one day rule the world... or will it?

5:04 PM
R.W.

Friday, May 16, 2008

(This post is completely fictional cept until later)

So there i was, walking the long and winding road back to my house. The house was dark but when i reached the doorknob and checked my door lamp, the spare key i ALWAYS put there was like, not there! I was stupeified, was i robbed? Was my key THAT easy to spot? I, The creator, had never had his key stolen before...

When i reached for the knob, it wasn't locked! "What the devil? Omigoodness!There'satheifinmyhouseandiknowit!" I exclaimed without pausing at all, and kicked my door open,(which my landlord scolded me for the next morning,) Then, I screamed, "OKAY~ WHO STOLE WHAT? AND WHERE FOR ART THOU? COME OUT YOU-~"



"SURPRISE!!!!!"


And that was the most embarassing moment of my unfinished life, i was just about to scold a "theif", but it was actually... just a surprise party!

And there they were, Kyo, Relira, Bob, Seth, Claire, Katherine, Twinkle, they were standing around wearing birthday hats and carrying popped birthday poppers, i was so dazzled by the rainbow-like effect of the confetti when i realised there were more than 8 people in the room.

There was a man in an titanium suit, Spidr-Man, A talking dog, and a gang of teens who looked like the people on sooby-doo, Oni-Wan, Fat and Rat man, The Adams family, who looked small and cute especially the smallest one, the one who looked like a monkey, a cow caught in a mini-twister, a unicorn, and a...a...a.... GIGANTIC TALKING COOKIE??!?!?!


"Woah.... Where did all these people come from?" I asked, looking like an idiot in my endless surprise, and Relira just said, "Oh, we decided to bring more people from your mind, with the 7 of us, it aint fun after fourteen birthdays right?" My eyes welled up with tears of joy, and i merely smiled, feeling very embarrased. Then, Kyo announced, "Well... Now that the introduction's out of the way, let's get on with your Fourteenth Birthday!!!" And the crowd cheered loudly.


The night was filled with laughs, snacks, drinks, everything i wanted, i talked to the 7 of them mostly, but i talked to the rest too. The highlights of the night for me was really quite alot, Ninjas bent on assasinating me and taking away my soul and happiness appeared from nowhere but Titanium Alloy man vapourized them, but The headless frogman came by for a visit and gave me a severed head as a present, which i refused since it was of a fat ugly guy, and he left without another word.


Then Shafi(in links), Dennis, Reuben, Fat Andrew(in links), Caleb, (who i still havent gotten blog link from), Slim Andrew, and the QF came by, and gave me alot of assorted presents, the QF givin' me the best, he had brought me Freddy Venus's( You know who he really is, but it's an isult to put him in an insisgnificant blog like mine) Coffin, and he sang We will sock you! Ah...~~~


But the strangest one was when i found a midget eskimo in my refridegerator and when i discovered him, he put his finger to his mouth and whispered, "I'm waiting to surprise the Creator, Shhh....." When he found out I was the creator, he wished me happy birthday, and in his embarrasment, a polar bear grabbed him and brought him away.... Right. Then, A poet named william stillspeare came by and wrote a poem. The first one was about christmas, so when we told him, he immediately ran out the door, and then came back and said a one about birthdays.


Birthdays come once a year
So enjoy it while you can
Have no fear
Just don't jump into the fan

Birthdays are a fun celebration
It's a special thing,
filled with excitation
Everyone will sing

Happy Birthday!

The night will be filled with laughs
And calves.
And the night is not done when the people leave
It's when you believe
That your presents will bring you happiness
to last through the boringness
of the new day
Find a way.


It was quite random... but i was still touched that someone wrote a poem for me.. Then... came the main event... THE CAKE! WOOOOT!~


So, everyone immediately dug in and in a few seconds it became...

I got such a small piece haha...

Anyway, we ended off the night with the singing of happy birthday, and everyone left on a high note. It was one of the happiest days of my life... :D

Okay... now notes from the real guy, this did not REALLY HAPPEN nothing happened really, me and my friends (Reuben, Dennis, Shafi, Caleb and Slim Andrew, And aakash) Went to watch Iron man! But i really wish that what happened in the blog happened in real life.. if only life were fated to be that happy... By the way, the cake is real (duh). 8D Oh and i think we shld celebrate the fact that the blog has been running for eleven days! YAY! I din't think i'd last this long haha. Well, i'll see you next time, maybe it'll be a short stoy! haha... well, until next time, im going to play Dawn of War Soulstorm now~~~.

Peace- The creator's birthday has thus, passed on the 16th of may.


8:26 PM
R.W.

Thursday, May 15, 2008






~~~The board game cafe~~



~~~Oh it's oreo shake was so good~~~



~~~The Board Game Cafeeeeee~~~



(That was a haiku btw)






Now, This was something that happened to me today. (but let's bring in the characters anyway)






So there they were, Kyo, Relira, Claire, and Seth. (i actually went with 6 ppl, Me, Reuben, Dennis, Shafi (in my links section) Caleb( also in my links section, in the near future) and Andrew Tan. Not fat one)) And they sat at the Board Game cafe which had free of charge playing of board games if you buy something or something like that.... So they sat there playing the most random game they had ever played which actually was an offical one.... QUELF! This is the board.
Yeah.. That's the Quelf Game in the mid it says "Quelf" (Duh.) and there were soooo many other games (which we never got to play cos quelf took too long)

"SOOOO MANYYY"Exclaimed Kyo, "Wow, they must be quite rich to set up something like this...."

"Well, Duh. of course.. it's kinda obvious..."

That's all for this post, i just wanted to show you pictures XD, (oh and, this post is supposed to be posted on the 15th. not the 16th. just dint have time to do it lol...)


7:24 PM
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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

As you can see, the blog has changed it's picture, i wanted to change its skin, but couldnt find anything which could fit the music player XD. So, yeah, anyway, if you look, you'll also notice something new, the "Theme" text box. So yeah, every now and then i'm going to change the blog's theme and title. So since it's a girl playing a violin, most (MOST) posts will be about literature and music. MAYBE. So yeah. So when it changes, the blog will change, since it's literacy, it cant be that different from what it already is... cos it fits. XD So.... yeah, if i can next time i'll change the whole skin and everything. IF I CAN. But i hope i can.... So this is all for this post, informative you know.

Peace- The Image is from Clannad (Anime)

5:40 PM
R.W.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Katherine steps into the room, and stares at claire's jelly. "erm.... Claire, if i may ask, why have you not eaten the jelly but prodded it so many times...?"



Claire looks up at Kat with a very dazed look, as if in a trance. She stares blankly at Katherine for a few moments, shakes, her head and stares at Katherine. "oh, i dint notice you there." (She's always like that when she spaces out...Katherine thinks) "So? why arent you going to eat it?"



"I dont know.... it's so nice... if i eat it.... then the art will be gone..."



"Well... If you won't eat it, then can i have it?" Claire passes it to Katherine automatically, then stares at the figurine on her couch "pillar"




Kat notices this, and compliments on it, Claire nods. Then she asks through mouthfuls of jelly, "Sho- *munch* - Where'd you get that- *munch* - from?"

"Oh... from Hong Kong (Real occurence) it was cheap, and caught my eye, so i bought it."Kat nodded. But thought (Man is it boring to be left in this apartment with Claire only.... Everyone else went to watch a movie. Shoulda gone. But it's the Superhero movie... I mean, i'm already a person who kicks butt! Who wants to watch a movie about one?, moreover, a parody of one?) "Hey, what's on the tube?"

Claire takes the remote, tosses it in the air, catches it stylishly, and turns on the Television.

The two of them look at the random video they had just watched, and turn off the television immediately. Suddenly, a gigantic lima bean comes out from the kitchen door and grunts "I WANT TO EAT BRAINS!" Claire, who has a phobia of talking foodstuffs (especially confectionary) immediately uses her wand from under the couch and sets the lima bean aflame in a bright display of fireworks, the lima bean, obviously suprised, heads for the window and jumps out. Subsequently, the lima bean comes back with his gang of lima beans, who were all wearing bandanas and chains and menacing-looking jackhammers, chainsaws, and a variety of other things. It seems as if fire dosent work.

Katherine blinks a few times, rubs her eyes. And the smirks, showing off her cat-like teeth. "Heh. Time to bring the house down."

~~~~3 hours later~~~~

Bob,Twinkle,Seth,Kyo and Relira step in to see the house ripped apart, paper was strewn all over the floor, the couch was ripped out so much that it's cotton oveflowing, the kettle was whistling, the carpet was sliced in half, there was green juices trickling down the wall, and the wallpaper had been burnt. Not to mention the television had been busted for the 30th time. The five of them stared disbelievingly at the mess, and thought that a tornado had ripped through, but they knew better, "KATHERINE!" But she was already curled up in her bed, sound asleep. Suddenly, Claire appeared from the toilet, her clothes were stained green. "Erm.... I can explain? Lima bean monsters. Again." "I spent all of my allowance buying that wallpaper..." Relira sighed as she pushed open the door to her room. The four guys high fived each other and shouted triumphantly, "Yeah! We hated that wallpa-" However, Relira was listening and had opened her door room again, her gigantic Blue Spear in her hand was glowing. "Don't Like my Wallpaper EH?" And the next second the four of them were flying to Pluto.

Haha. I told you this post was going to be light-hearted, oh, and dont ask me who the people in the video are, they're my friends, but they dowan their names to be known ^^;. If you all are wondering, is this a blog? Welll..... not really, i dont really write about my life, just abit of hints or stories here and there, but it's nicer to write about what's in my mind XD

Peace-The next post shalt be a poem. TO BE CONTINUED~~~


4:56 PM
R.W.

I'm so sad. I hate being like this but i am. If you wanna know why, there are a few reasons. y oh y? Cos it comes in between x and z? i dont know, and dont care cos math was tiring. and for some reason people are telling me that im following other people in creating this blog. They may not directly say it, but i know they are....*tear*

And that's about it. lets keep this as one post, i dont like contradictory posts, okay maybe i dont mind them. But i dont like half sad half happy ones, i'll be posting one more today, and it'll be happy XD. Yeah. *thumbs up*

Peace- I shan't be emo.

4:31 PM
R.W.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

The whole gang was there, Bob, Twinkle, Kyo, Relira, Seth, Claire, Katherine, except the queen fan. They were all in a cramped apartment, on a reeeaaaalllly long sofa, watching television.

"Hey bob, switch to the news." Twinkle said.

"NOOO... IT"S THE NEWS OF THE MAN!" Kat snatches the remote and switches to the news while saying, "Stuff It Bob! It's getting irritating."Bob looks at his feet, embarrased.

And now, on Todays news, we have a special segment, every thursday, the CREATOR"s NEWS! And yes, we have it all right here alot of news bout the creator, first up a few days or weeks ago, the creator was seen wearing this!

People in room gasp- then start to laugh. (This is voice of creator. Hey! I dint design, i was just the model for Drama class. It was fun. im supposed to be a demon ninja if you're wondering just what the hell i am.)

Welll... Anyway, if y'all dint know, We will rock you left singapore's shores on 27th of april. Which the creator went for.

Queen fan (QF) Jumps out from under the couch and starts to scream madly "FREDDY!?!?!? WHERE?!!?!? WE WILL ROCK YOU?!?!?! WHERER?!?!?!? WHERE!??!?!" He grabs Bob, "OY! BLOKE! WHERE"S QUEEN!!??!?!" Bob points to the tv. QF jumps towards the TV and grabs it. "GIVE ME QUEEEN!!!?! WRRRAAGGGRRRRHHHH." He then throws out the TV which flys away onto a overhead bridge where the creator always walk on.

QF stands staring at the window, huffing and puffing as if he had just ran a marathon. He turns around. "Okay, bye, im gonna get back your tv. TO THE BICYCLE! BICYCLE!~ BICYCLE! I WANT TO RIDE MY~~~~ BICYCLE!" And runs off.The rest of the gang, completely shocked at that stunning display of fanaticity and stupidity, freeze in their positions. Except claire, who is getting fatter by eating another tub of Benn and Jerrry's. Kyo breaks the silence. "Sooooo... who wants to go to the mall? Okay!" And in the taxi, they see this man.


At this, they decide to take their bicycles to the mall, on the way, the creator pops out. "Hey! What's the answer for X=X2+7, X=? My math exams are tomorrow, i just had my lit. FOUR MORE PAPERS TO GO!" Bob stares as if he was just embarrased greatly, then shouted "BEHIND YO-" But, the creator had already been swept off of his feet by a unicorn with a jetpack.

Well, i've only four exams to go, and this i'm really happy! but today and tmwr and monday and tuesday i got tuition. so i may not be able to post :( "OY! dont steal my post" Kyo shouts.

(This part is not real for the creator all the real happenings will be mentioned formally.)At the mall, People are trying to sing Queen songs, and arent doing that bad. The gang says "hey they arent bad. "However the QF Jumps on stage destroys the band's instruments. "YOU.CANT.DO.QUEEN.QUEEN.IS.TOOO.GOOD.FOR.YOU.GO.LOOK.FOR.ALICIA.BEYS.MAYBE.YOU.CAN.DO.THAT."

The next second, a swat team swoops in and captures the QF. The gang stares in disbelief.

Anyway, enough with the gang, right now the creator's mind is made of nothing, as the exams have wiped it out. who knew that you would have to write so much in Literature? Tomorrow's Math... going to die again. WHY!?! WHY can't they all jsut be on one week!?!! i hate weekends. during exam periods. gotta wait so much. Okay, im going to feed my pet phoenix, she's eating up all my coi. Sigh, keeping mythical creatures isnt all it's cut out for, it's killing me more times it can revive me. 8D

Peace- Phoenixes are fire birds.


12:55 PM
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Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Twinkle and Seth enter a Starbrucks cafe outlet (note: most of the things in here are MEANT to be spelt wrongly. scared i kenna flagged.) Claire is sitting at a table alone. Twinkle and Seth join her. Claire looks ggrrrroooogggyyy and about to fall down.Twinkle sparks a conversation.

"Did you... Drink?"

Claire looks up at Twinkle (who is taller than her, even sitting down) and says in a very drowsy voice, "I... Dont, drink. I'm just drunk."

"On what?"

"Apple juice."

Seth gets up and runs out of the cafe, laughing his head off. A minute later, he limps back in, his throat tired from laughing, tears in his eyes. He sits down. Twinkle talks.

"So... You guys know what's happening to the creator?"

Claire slams her head on the table and falls asleep straight away. Seth prods her head and she dosent stir. Seth turns to Twinkle. "Is it even possible for you to get drunk on apple juice?"

"No."

"Then?"

"Well, we all know claire... is claire. She dosent follow the laws of science, her behavious that is."

"Right.... Anyway, I heard the creator is havin exams."

"Aha. I see, i think it was lit wasnt it, i checked the boards in the mall today, and there were alot of books on animal farm sold out."

Meanwhile, in a messy office. A man named randall is studying his butt off. (Exaggeration is used.)
The mind is anything you want it to be, and mine is everything. But right now alot of it is literature, cos tomorrow's my lit exam. Damn. Cant study. Feel Guilty, GAH! By the way, go see the other blogs on my friends section. Their cool. Now back to the people of the mind.

"mmph..." Claire squeaked as she woke up. The room was dark, there was no one around, and the entrance was closed. "Erm.... Did i sleep too long?"

Peace- I dont know if apple juice can get you drunk. Yeah."

7:10 PM
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Disdain,Disdain
Oh the pain, that comes from the word,
Disdain.
The word caused slavery to be rife
and with little care for life
Heroines which you all know well
Tried to fell these problems
However this was not to be
As you can see
Disdain still happens.
Disdain was'nt against the law
Though it led to many mini wars
What on earth has our world come to?
People have lost social ingenuinty.
Their respect for each other lost
Disdain is rampant in New York City
And ah, so high is the cost.
Disdain, Disdain,
How In-Humane.
Respect- all everyone.

6:44 PM
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Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Here. This is the formal Introduction of all the characters that i have shaped so far.

The scene is a bar, the perspective is the door. the people are scattered, drinking beer, talking, chatting, gambling, shooting rockets, riding llamas, riding feet-driven cars.....

Anyway, let's start at the left. The left, there is one man in the middle of dead bodies, his name, is Bob. Bob. With a bandana and tattered clothes he is seen shouting into the sky. "DAMN THE MAN."

Next up, we have a person stargazing, he is a young, blonde profressor with very sharp features. "Twinkle's the name, all science is known to me." The ego goes to his head.

Next up, we have a man breaking stone slabs with bare hands. He turns around, Fiery red, short hair whipping at his forehead, sweat flying all around. "Heey! I'm Ken. but y'all can call me Kyo."

Next, we have a woman with long blue hair which reaches her waist, with two innocent, round blue eyes sitting uncomfortably in a chair. "Hi. I-i'm Rel-Rel-Rel-i-ra-," She whispers backstage, "Randall. Im not good at introductions-"

Right. Next- We have a woman with cat-like features, cat ears, a tail, and whiskers, her hair brown, reaching the back of her neck, she had two warm, brown eyes (She was scratching the back of her ear, sitting on a chair). "Hello, Erm. I'm Katherine. I bet you guessed." She winks.

Next, we have a guy leaning on the wall, with one leg to the wall, the other supporting his weight, casually on the ground. Spikey black hair which falls to the back of his neck, all the spikes going backwards, and a few strands of long hair going front. He flashes a smile, "Yo, i'm Seth. Yeah."

Next, we got a queen fan, nothing else. Got mustache and plastered hair, wearing a I *heart* queen shirt.(it's a guy.)

Lastly, we got girl with long, red hair which reached the middle of her back, she was wearing a witch costume, with big, round ruby eyes and a very innocent smile. "Hi. I'm Claire. " *Smile*

Well, that's really about it, there'll be other people popping out in the blog, but these are the people who are going to potray what i want to be potrayed. ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN!

Peace- Let's start anew.

5:01 PM
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"Come, let us dance, boy. While the night is still young!" The robed man taunted.
The pitter patter of the raindrops on Felix's face did not matter, his vision had not blurred, for it was concentrated with beastial fury on the one thing he wanted to strike the most - his enemy, standing a mile away. His enchanced eyes could still see him, and their minds were connected, what he said, could be heard clearly in his mind. Then, without a second thought, Felix closed the gap inbetween them and even went behind the man. He swung his sword which shined in the twillight, the raindrops giving off a particular sheen. The man caught the sword's blow as if it were the wind. He flicked his wrist, the floor behind him exploded, and carried Felix away with it, he arouse fifty feet in the air, in shock at the man's power. The man then appeared behind felix, threw a punch at his face, and the next second, Felix had been flunged at the ground. Felix sent chunks of the ground flying in every direction as he made a deep dent into the ground.

"Is that all? Pathetic." The robe man looked at Felix, disdain and scorn could be seen in every line and crease of his face. Blood trickled down the middle of Felix's face, watery blood. He had lost the will to fight. His eyes were like gray orbs of nothingness, he knew he was outmatched, and even the miniscule flare of his fightining spirit could not help. "RYYYAARRRGHHH!" Cryed Kinto as he lunged his four-tonne axe at the robed man. The man was caught by surprise and the axe grazed his cheek. He looked insulted. Kinto heaved Felix over his shoulder and teleported away. The robed man hovered in his position in the sky, touching the wound on his cheek. He started to laugh, started to laugh madly, as the raindrops continued to drench him." Ha ha ha... HAHAHA... HAHAHA... BWAHAHAHAHAH! FiNaLLy! A MaN Who CaN ACtUalLY HiT ME! GwAhAhAHAhahHA!!!!"

Twinkle steps in, and turns on the light of the storage room on the third level of the mind "Why are you reading those old, unwanted stories that the creator made? Ken?" The young man with fiery red hair, and two fierce, young eyes which shone with a fire, replied in a very young voice, "Wha?Why not?They're not bad. Besides, what else is there to do in this mind?"
"What else? Everything under the sun!"

Kay like... if you are all thinking, this is just what i would like my mind to be like. Erm... all characters are fictional, they arent even really personas of my mind. so yeah. XD ah this post was too serious. Lapricon.

Peace- The creator

4:31 PM
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Monday, May 5, 2008

Exams. Arent they a waste of paper, it's like the world just WANTS to kill the trees of the world. Poor things. I wonder why they have exams, it's the same as forcing us to learn.

"It's the Man Trying To Push Us Down!" *Persona 1, Bob, Says.* (he is a freedom fighter)

"No! It's trying to push our education to higher levels!" *Persona 2, Twinkle, Says.*(he's a proffesor)

It dosen't matter, all i know is that it's a hard time. But, if ya let it keep ya down, you're gonna regret it! Cos, it has been scientifcally proven (oh god. im like twinkle.) that if you are stressed when going to exams, u gonna forget what u remember. Yeah.
So as i was saying, i think the reason why they have exams is so as to enforce our educations. So as to see if we have been listening, if it's like that i can relate.

"NO! IT"S JUSt THE MAN TRYING TA' BRAINWASH YA'!" Shouts Bob.
"Who's The Man Bobby?"Inquires Twinkle
"For the last time shinin' Star, stop callin' me BOBBY! Damn! And the man- Is- THE MAN!" Rebukes Bobby
"Now that is just illogic-" "WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT YOUR STUPID LOGIC?!?!?!" Bob interrupts. "Hey, wait for me ta finish-" Bob punches Twinkle, a fight erupts- of words.

Erm... so... I'll leave it up to you to decide who wins that, until next time y'all!

Peace- Exams?

8:16 PM
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This post is for fun

THE WORLD IS EXPLODING IN EXCITATION! WOOT.
Imserious, oneoftheexcitingthingshappeningaretheamerican ELECTION! (thoit'sgoingatsuchaslowratethatewell,asnailcangoaroundtheworldbeforeitfinishes) Okay, so maybe the world ISn't exploding in excitation, but my heart is! For what? You ask it! now is my exams and well, i aint studyin much or doin much really. Slacking mostly. hate exams, feel guility i cant study, but when i do, i sleep, or get distracted.
ARGH. But this blog aint called everything under the sun for nothing, cos that's the way me mind works. geddit? now, here's a poem by the man

*half-hearted applause at a druggy bar*

TODAY, is a new day,
Why, oh i dont know why,
But now, i feel so good,
so let's eat some fooooooooood.
Dood!
Now that aint the way u shld treat them dolphins!
Dont throw them into that Bin!

*Gasp**Hayden penniere appears from nowhere and punches poeter*

*ahem*

I ate bread this morning!
And it turned into Dakorna Fanning!
And then the sky turned black,
and then a guy appeared in a torn sack
thensomeguy'sheartbeatraced
and the guy, beat up the torn sack guy,
and then he said WHY?!.

*thank you thank you.

"Now," he said in a sad voice, "my very sad poem."
"called, the skull's lament"

The skull is the emobodiment of a dead man's head.
And the skull is sad that his client is... dead.
However, the skull's lament can be heard,
And the skull is crying for his herd.
The man he once protected,
Now lies dead.
Fred. Why.
DID YOU DIE?!

Peace- The Hardest choices are usually the most important ones.

2:37 PM
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Let me ask you, is our lives nothing but an illusion, maybe it's just like the matrix, maybe we're all in a dream, an eternal dream. Or is it? this life like feelings we feel all around us are so... alive who are we to question wethere it is all an illusion? But, i think that this is not something to be said. This is the real life. Even though i wish it wasn't because, well, it's so normal. So normal. Maybe the reality is that this is all you get. That should be the reality. There is no other Logical Explanation. That is why, i wish that this world would not be so logical. Scientists are skeptical of things they cannot explain, and become blind. Sometimes, the fact that it is so illogical is the fact that makes it so.... fantastic! Normality, reailty, Abnormality, all intenally linked in the world, abnormal happenings such as Jesus, Reality, our everyday life, Normality, the people around us.

Let's see how far we've come. Technology has brought such a great deal of good things to our lives. It's almost an illusion that technology has been able to do so many great things. Open hearts, surgery, sunday mornings with a cup of tea. All these things are so fantastic the world is such a miracle. So that is the real reason why i think this is all not an illusion. and i'm sure if you look out for everything, you'll be looking in the same direction as i did. However, there is that one piece of me which wants to wake up although, it is hard to believe in it. If i were to forsake everything for a piece of that awakening, that would be a hard choice.

Peace- hardest choices are always the most important ones.

2:22 PM
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